Message from Saudi Arabia Prince Alwaleed bin Talal for his charity donation and You have been selected as recipient/benefactor for $25 Million Dollars from Alwaleed Philanthropic Foundation Grant. Contact me for more information.
Mr Ahmad Sadiq Azizi
This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the named individual(s). If you have received this message in error, please notify the sender immediately by email and delete the message from your system. It is unlawful to disclose, copy, distribute or take any action on the contents.
Well. I have copied it to my clipboard, distributed and disclosed it to LJ, Twitter, and Facebook, and taken action by doing so. Also, there are no "named individuals."
Come at me. Please. Dumbasses.