It just occurred to me that my trailer park manager should be a lot less sanguine and a lot more skeptical about the new guy coming to his office and telling him that an octopusthing (that's totally a word, shut up) attacked his wife through the toilet.
I keep forgetting that "normal" people tend to react with open disbelief when confronted by the strange and unfamiliar.
I guess I should go back and fix that.
weird