You know, you'd think that me turning you down the first 800 times you called would mean that "consider this your final notice" would actually be my final notice. But no. I know that I will be getting a robo-call from Carmen (did Heather retire?) in two days' time, telling me that it's "urgent" that I contact you regarding my card.
What in the hell makes you think that I'm going to entrust any of my financial information to a company that has no compunctions about repeatedly violating a federal law by calling me in the first place?
Please go die in a fire, at your earliest convenience.