Julie Frost, SFF writer (agilebrit) wrote,
Julie Frost, SFF writer

Question for the class!

Situation: A friend's wife's car is divebombed by a deer. She didn't hit the deer, the deer literally jumped off an embankment and landed on the car while she was driving down the road. She's fine. The car is not. Nor is the deer. Your friend posts a picture of the car, with a smashed windshield with a hole in it right over the steering wheel.

Do you:

A. Express your hope that the spouse is all right.

B. Make a joke about venison for dinner.

C. Tell a story about when you/someone you know hit a deer or other large animal.

D. Say "Stupid driver."

If you answered A, B, or C, congratulations! You are a normal person. Go to the head of the class.

If you answered D, and then doubled down and made a further moronic comment about "taking more than yourself into consideration" and "it wasn't the deer's fault either" (remember, the deer literally jumped onto the car) when your friend opened a can of righteous whoop-ass on your sorry self? Delete your comment, slink away in shame, and make your Facebook private for the next little while--and hope to God that no one got screenshots of your idiocy. Because you have gone full potato and there's really no recovery from that but hiding.

And yes, someone did get screenshots. Because we know to do that by now.
Tags: drama, larry correia, stupid people
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