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Does anyone actually BUY things from this spam?***
In other news, I found out about Heath Ledger's death from my flist, which proves what a geek I am. Unlike (apparently) most of my flist, I thoroughly enjoyed "A Knight's Tale" and "The Brothers Grimm" (for the crack they were), kind of loathed "10 Things I Hate About You," and never saw "Brokeback Mountain." I'm very much looking forward to his performance as the Joker.
RIP, Heath. I hate that a promising young actor allowed drugs to end his life. :(