I just printed out the Faerie Show Fic, my cover letter, and the labels for the envelopes. I'm going to ship it off to F&SF.
All the printing went off without a hitch.
This makes me vaguely suspicious.
It's probably just that the Printing Elves know that I'm going to have to dig money for postage out of my Change Elephant. Maybe they figure that this is enough humiliation for me.