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October 7th, 2008

12:01 am
Gaaaaaaaaaaah.

So.

I just cracked 32,000 words.

Oh, not!Harry.

And this is just the beginning. The bad stuff hasn't even started yet.

So, on the one hand, the bad guys have a useless laptop and a set of notes that are gibberish.

On the other hand, they have not!Harry. Who is a living biofactory of exactly what they need.

How many of you think this is actually going to end well?

Before you raise your hand, remember that this is me we're talking about here. And I just killed off a character I think everyone probably liked just to prove how serious all this is, because I learned from the master, thank you, Joss. Not one of the Five Major Characters, but a relatively important secondary character. Ah, not!Happy, we hardly knew ye.

And, yeah. I just figured out how they're going to hold not!Harry very very still. sunnyd_lite helped with that, but I've taken the germ of the idea and made it diabolical.

I hate my brain.

02:48 pm
Well.

There's my 250 words, plus a few.

Two of them are f-bombs. I swear, I've dropped more of those in this one story than I have in all my previous fiction ever. But not!Harry is ex-Army, he's not going to censor himself, especially when the poor guy has been kidnapped (again!) and is under quite a bit of stress.

This is sooooooooo not going to end well. I was going to wait until later to actually tie him down to the table, but maybe now...now would be good. Save them a lot of trouble.

Cue freak-out of massive proportions. Only this time, he can't get away because, look, ma, no leverage. Physics trumps strength.

03:31 pm
*dies*

OMG BABY ANTEATER.



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