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April 18th, 2013

12:00 pm
My tweets

  • Wed, 13:02: If I wrote a fictional story starring Kermit #Gosnell, I'd be accused of creating an over-the-top villain.
  • Wed, 14:23: 2 stories out the door. Need a blurb for a 3rd, but 1st will finish Ghost Ship and Unicorn Time-Traveling outline. #amwriting, dammit.
  • Wed, 16:01: Once this admin enforces the laws we already have (and stops breaking them!), I'll trust them with new laws. Until then, Obama can stuff it.
  • Wed, 16:06: The President that gave us #FastandFurious wants background checks NOW? Seriously?
  • Wed, 17:37: @SenMikeLee, @SenOrrinHatch, thank you for voting to preserve liberty & not burden private citizens with onerous laws that will do no good.
  • Wed, 18:48: I've scribbled 1200 words today and cracked 7K on Ghost Ship. I'd better finish it within 500 words or I will be VERY PUT OUT. #amwriting
  • Wed, 18:55: For someone who's been BAWWing about dead kids a lot lately, @piersmorgan sure has been quiet about #Gosnell. Guess those kids don't count.
  • Thu, 01:31: Oh, God, this story is a hot mess. I'm going to sleep on it & let it percolate overnight. Maybe that will help me FIX it. #honkshu

06:31 pm
*dies and is dead*

As you know, Bob (or maybe you don't), I have a character I'm pretty fond of. I've written a completed and good novel, an incomplete and terrible novel, and four short stories starring this guy. I have been known to roleplay him, and have a lot of fun doing so.

Thing is, he's either married and aggressively monogamous, or not married and not remotely looking, in the RP. So imagine my utter surprise to find this in his inbox today, from diamondsaremagn:

Hello,
My name is princess
I saw your profile today in this site and get interested to know you,here is my email (REDACTED)please send me an email so that i will send you my photos and tell you more about my self and also get to know you better.
princess


I'm tempted to reply in-character:
Dear Princess: I'm a little flabbergasted by your interest in me, but I'm a happily married werewolf who mates for life. Good luck with your future endeavors, but I really don't think we should exchange pictures. My Mate is really possessive and she will eat you. And not in the fun way. Best regards, Ben.


The only thing stopping me is that this is probably a robo-spam account and wouldn't be read by a real person anyway. It's a shame, because I would love to mess with someone like this.

Actually, I'm tempted to do it anyway (via PMs over LJ, not email), just to see what kind of reaction I'd get.