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August 28th, 2015

12:00 pm
My tweets

  • Thu, 12:03: X-notifier informs me I have 577 unread emails between two inboxes. Time to just nuke them from orbit and start over, I think. #deleteall
  • Thu, 19:29: My NRA Life Member sticker would really make this guy shit his pants. Can't say it better, so I'ma just link this: http://t.co/P4MIkVECk7
  • Thu, 21:24: "HUMAN. PEEL ME A GRAPE." --The cry of pets everywhere, whether they are cats or guinea pigs.